Week Sixty-One - No Winner
Why? We were on vacation. Duh.
Week Sixty-Two - Sunday, 3 June 2001
I just don't know how to preface this one, so ripe is its stupidity. How this person was able to function long enough to reach us is surely a phenomenon which will never be fully explained.
 An anonymous caller from an apartment complex we answer for -- not identifying herself as a tenant or employee -- called their main office and got us. She demanded that a courtesy officer be called immediately. Apparently, a security guard was loitering on her premises. When I informed her that he was probably just doing what security guards do, she said that if the courtesy representative did not call her back, she would "burn down the entire apartment complex". With the security guard standing there, no doubt.
Week Sixty-Three - Tuesday, 12 June 2001
I nearly busted a gut when I read this report. How anybody could have lived through so many years in the television age and just not grasp this most basic of concepts is boggling. And hilarious.
A man complained about a cable problem he had been telling the cable company about since he got it and it had never been fixed. He was most upset. So upset that it took him two minutes to actually tell me the problem. "It's these commercials!" he said. "They come on two, three, four times an hour! Right when I'm watching my shows!"
Week Sixty-Four - No Winner
Much as I would have dearly loved to lavish the "How to rape" guy with the award for this week, we just didn't have enough callers for me to justify it.
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