Can you see what's wrong with this picture?

Yes, that's right ... Florida apparently resides in a spacial rift, removed from the same mundane laws of
time and space we denizens of those other, lesser states are bombarded with day in and day out.

On the down side, however, it is also the land of big-haired,
big-teethed 50s women who force juice on you at every turn.

The more observant amoung you perhaps noticed the lack of signs declaring "You're now in Florida. DRINK JUICE!!" or other such notification. No such creature existed. In fact, I almost overshot the welcome center, I had so little warning. My theory is that Floridians don't welcome the Alabamans. I also couldn't find any sort of sign saying that you were in Florida once we got to the center itself. Just this picture of flamingos. Odd state.

As many of you who have made long drives know, there always seems to be a few vehicles that you can never quite get clear of. This trip was no exception. One of those vehicles in question was this big fella, who, on first sighting, caused Mike to comment, "IBM unveils their latest T100 lines."

Not an impressive picture, but taken to note the outrageous gas prices.
This is imperative to fully understanding how ridiculous this is ...

Ooo! Can I REALLY get a free $3.00 DQ combo with a mere $90 gas purchase?!
Well hot damn, break out those fuel canisters, this here's a bargain!

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