They don't quite get the concept of not littering. Last time I checked, the trash bag was supposed to be inside the trashcan. Unless, of course, in Alabama, they consider the distended bags of smelly garbage to be keeping the state beautiful. Perhaps they consider it an improvement.

Hey look, there's another one! You know, there is something of a serene beauty about trash.
Ahh, I feel content just thinking about it. Thank you, Alabama. You have shown me the way.

My windshield, out to commit insect genocide all by itself. You know, this is how it looked after
it had been cleaned once already. My disgust was palpable.

Yes, you're seeing correctly, this billboard was put up, in aligning pieces, upside down.
Exactly what kind of gross stupidity does something like that take? ("Golly, I THOUGHT it looked a bit funny!")

Why it's never a good idea to piss off your co-workers.

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