You can't escape it. Stupidity. It's everywhere people exist. And unfortunately, they exist in a great many places that I wish to visit. Places like Florida, where Mike's brother was getting married on 30 September 2000. As you'll hear about in the London portion of this web page section, I loathe flying, so it was with no small amount of glee that I decided to make the 700+ mile drive to St. Cloud, Florida. As you can imagine, this is a fairly boring procedure, but hey, at least if I had engine trouble, I could pull over. But I digress. We had to do something to pass the time, and with the driving thing being somewhat limiting, we decided instead to open our eyes and be observant of our surroundings.

Boy, did THAT open up a can of worms. Before long, Mike had the camera out, and was snapping away with abandon. What you are about to see is the best of our observations that we were able to get at 75-80 miles per hour. Marvel at our spiffy camera, and the idiots who made using the high-speed setting worthwhile.