Daily Deformations - Jet Wolf's gray matter

Friday, September 30, 2005

Still Flying

Okay folks. I feel crappy and like my head and my stomach are trying to change locations, but I'll be damned if I miss the BDM due to some pussy "illness". <scoffs> Off I go to collect my hubby, bring him his Blue Sun tee, and glorify in Fully Complete Goodness.

Not sure how many new comments I'll have, but I'm sure there will be at least a couple, and then links back to my original musings from May for those who are no longer fearing of the spoiler.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

Ookay.

You scored as Hoban 'Wash' Washburne. The Pilot. You are a leaf on the wind, see how you soar. You have a good job, and a stunning wife who loves you (and can kill people). Life is good, which is why you can't help smiling. Now if you can just get people to actually listen to your opinion things would be perfect.

Hoban 'Wash' Washburne

69%

Zoe Alleyne Washburne

63%

River Tam

63%

Shepherd Derrial Book

63%

The Operative

56%

Inara Serra

50%

Simon Tam

44%

Jayne Cobb

44%

Capt. Mal Reynolds

44%

Kaylee Frye

38%

Which Serenity character are you?
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Wash, huh? Didn't see that coming. My question is, where's my stunning wife, as advertised?

Ready for the Big Damn Tomorrow?

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Buy Serenity now!

I just checked, and Serenity tickets are on sale via Fandango at my favourite local theater. I'm not sure if such is the case everywhere, but consider this your FYI for checking.

Friday, September 23, 2005

Tonight, Tonight

Tonight's entertainment: playing Hot Shots Golf while checking online for hurricane updates. Mother Nature, please stop assaulting my mother now. kthxbye

Do or die.

I'm off to the optometrist in a few minutes (that's an adventureful delight I have yet to share). My plans, post-visit:
  • Meet Mike for lunch
  • Complete 9x10 breakdown and write (at least) teaser
  • Do feedback replies for latest and previous episode
  • Compose pt 2 of yesterday's post
<sits self down and regards her sternly> Do these. Don't do them, and I shall be very cross indeed. And you know how we hate that.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

Fine, and you? (pt. 1)

Things have been quiet in Jet Wolf Land for a little while. Except they haven't exactly. The past few weeks – heck, the past month has been hectic indeed. Of course, there was the anniversary trip to the coast and all that entailed, but Mike had actually taken off about 10 days around that time, so we had a lot of fun. Some game playing, some West Wing marathoning, And A Good Time Was Had By All.

Just as Mike's vacation was winding to a close, my mother was arriving for a vacation. Everybody already knows about the Katrina nonsense that surrounded all of that, so her trip was well timed indeed. Not the least of which due to the fact that it was my birthday.

Birthday Blah Blah

Mum arrived on the 7th, and two days later I woke up a very old and decrepit Jet Wolf indeed. We wound up going to the mall, though I honestly can't remember exactly why now (frankly, we took so very many trips to the mall, it's impossible to keep them straight). We'd gotten a big dinner just the night before at McGrath's, and since our night would be absorbed by the concert, I declared the night before to have been my birthday dinner.

I woke up to greetings abounding, and some rather hilariously distressed text messages from Amy, all but screaming because her Internet connection was down and she couldn't supply me with my birthday art. However a workaround was established before too terribly long, and I got my art-type present. I think my squees of pure, unadulterated delight were heard all the way in Australia. (And I'm still squeeing. I adore it. < squishes Amy>)

In terms of more physical gifting, my loot list is as follows:

From Amy:
  • The best of New Order
  • The 25th anniversary DVD of The Wall, which is very cool as I can now retire my VHS tape and enjoy the really freaky animation sequences in enhanced digital freak.
  • Dangermouse S1 & S2 on DVD, which, can I just say, tickled the hell out of me. I adored DM growing up, and getting to watch them again is a treat.


From Mum:
  • My new laptop, of course, to whom you guys have yet to be formally introduced. Her name is Glorificus. She has colour-changable LED lights. She is more powerful than my desktop PC. She has a widescreen monitor. Simply put, she rules.
  • Tickets to see Tori Amos on my birthday.


From Mike:
  • An Oz bust and a Buffy bust (not out yet). These join my statue collection, consisting of The Judge, The Gentlemen, Fyral Giles, D'Hoffryn, and Dark Willow. Sadly, I lack any sort of room for these, so they're all still in their boxes ... but the boxes are very pretty.
  • And the big pressie, an autographed poster. One that I shall hang with pride next to my X2 poster (though not literally because there's not much wall space left in the computer room). Sadly, I do not yet have photographs of its aweinspiring goodness, but I shall tell you of it regardless.

    The poster itself (27x40) is one of those iconic sort of Buffy images. Sure, it has Boreanaz on it, but from back when Angel was really interesting, so that's perfectly okay. It's not the image that's so cool though. What makes it so are the signatures that cover it [actor and character name included for those not as up on their Buffyness]:

    Sarah Michelle Gellar (Buffy), Alyson Hannigan (Willow), Nicholas Brendon (Xander), Anthony Stewart Head (Giles), David Boreanaz (Angel), Charisma Carpenter (Cordelia), Seth Green (Oz), Amber Benson (Tara), Emma Caulfield (Anya), Michelle Trachtenberg (Dawn), Eliza Dushku (Faith), James Marsters (Spike), Kristine Sutherland (Joyce), Juliet Landau (Drusilla), Mercedes McNab (Harmony), Danny Strong (Jonathan), Marc Blucas (Riley), Julie Benz (Darla), Robia LaMorte (Jenny Calendar), Bianca Lawson (Kendra), Lindsay Crouse (Maggie Walsh), Adam Kaufmann (Parker), John Ritter (Ted), Harry Groener (The Mayor), Mark Metcalf (The Master), and Joss Whedon (Numfar...and that creator guy).

    I'm still swooning from the cool.


Additionally, although Mike claimed it was a "just because you're you" gift and not one for my birthday (something which I dispute, as I feel guilty for getting it otherwise), a few days after I received a Nintendo DS. Can you guess why I got one?

Let me take a moment of time here to say oh my god this is so fucking cute. I turned into a gooey puddle on the spot. I'm so very not kidding. These little guys ... you can play with them, and rub their tummy, and take them for walks, and they bring you presents! They make happy little puppy waggles when you scratch their head, a-and they'll catch the frisbee when you throw it, and you can name them and get them to respond to their name! I am ... I just can't ... Look at the video on the site! And it's only the barest fraction of cuteness! I heart my Nintendogs and their little furry digital paws, and how they chew on the teddy bear I got for them, and how excited they get when you "come home". Oh! I implode from the cute!

....okay, now that's out of my system. It's been festering, you have no idea. I wish I could take screencaps from my DS, so I could share the cute. I would icon them. Seriously.

I move on. That night, we departed for the Clark County Amphitheater to, as previously mentioned, see Tori Amos. The concert was nicely timed, karmically speaking, I felt.

Tori Loves Me and I Love Tori
The only time I've ever been to Washington state was when I first moved to Portland and accidentally went too far north on I-5, so the fact that the concert was a little bit over the border was pretty cool. (I don't get out much.) The only other outdoors concert I've ever been to was Smashing Pumpkins back in 19mmmrph, so this added another level of cool. It's a nice venue, I must admit. Although Mike had serious issue with some of the vending practices, but he already ranted about that one. We (Mike, Mum and myself) arrived way early, however, so we find a table underneath a bit of cover to help protect us from the rather frigid wind, and then spent the next hour and a half or so talking about wrestling. The classic stuff. Mid-'80s WWF. Which, yes, I used to watch. A lot. Shut up.

We found our seats easily enough, and although they were about as far left as you could go, they were extremely close to the stage, and I was pleased. Tori brought with her two opening acts. The first were The Like, who I'd never heard of until now. I wish I knew enough about music to explain how they sounded, but the best I can think to say is that I, uhm, liked it. It took them a couple of songs to get warmed up, but once they had, it was entirely enjoyable. They said their album was being released within a few days (possibly "tomorrow", I can't recall), but I can't seem to find it in the brief search I did. I wasn't so blown away that I'm going to spend the next hour desperately searching so I can order it, but if I happened to find it, I'd definitely consider picking it up, so consider this a recommendation.

The second opening act was The Ditty Bops. Now these guys, I think I can sum up a little more easily. The first adjective that comes to mind is weird. Now I'll say up front that I applaude that they're doing something different. It's not all guitars and drums and rock. It's a fiddle, and a ukulele, and a sound that makes me remember the good ol' days of prohibition and flappers and the G-Men. I confess that their set turned more into a thirty minute personal mock between the three of us, but they were good at what they did. I can't deny that. I just wanted them to stop.

But we weren't there for the opening acts, we were there for Tori. (Or, well, I was there for Tori. The others were there for me.) She did not disappoint. I would present a list of what she played, but honestly, I can't entirely remember. She mixed things up pretty well between her albums, but as my favourites are and probably will remain "Little Earthquakes" and "Under the Pink", I got a special thrill when she played anything from those albums. She opened with "Original Sinsuality", which makes sense as I believe that's the name of the tour. Other songs that I do remember her playing include: "The Power of Orange Knickers", "Goodbye Pisces", "The Beekeeper", "Spark" (which was very strange to hear, considering that it was just her and her piano), "Icicle", "Baker Baker", "Silent All These Years" (one of my personal favourites, so a huge treat for me) and, on one of the encores, "Happy Phantom".

For the piano bar, she played "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", but I didn't recognize the second song. What was best about the piano bar, however, was the little song she'd made up from one of the requests she'd received. I believe its title was something like, "Why aren't you coming to Oregon?" I desperately wish I could remember the lyrics, but they consisted of stanzas like, "Why aren't you coming to Oregon? / We have lots of trees / Don't just go to that place up north / It rains here too / And we don't obsess about coffee / So I asked my agent, 'What do you think?' / And she said, 'I don't know, it's not on the route.' / And I said, 'Fuck that, we're coming back to Oregon'." Except, you know, much funnier. It was worth the price of admission for that alone.

The other highlight was toward the end of the night. For her second encore, she played "Baker Baker". Not one of my favourites, but hey. I just have to wonder if it's not one of her favourites either though, because somewhere in the second verse, she messed up the lyrics. "I fucked that up, that's not right," she confessed with a laugh, which the audience happily shared. "Let's try that again." But then she messed up once more and just surrendered and started making up new lyrics. I was getting pretty tired by that point so I can't remember them sadly, but I do recall laughing quite heartily at the time. It's all well and good to go and see a performer, of course. And you go to enjoy the music you like performed live, right there for your benefit. But there's something invaluable about getting to see just the regular human part as well, and none of us are more human than when we mess up.

Typically speaking, I hate my birthday. I'd rather just stay in bed and forget the day altogether. But I really did enjoy this one. Yay me.

It's getting late here now and this post being as huge as it is, I shall continue tomorrow. Topics to cover: TV successes and failures, Louisiana vs. Oregon, and how tremendously cool I am.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Just for one day.

I have David Bowie's "Heroes" in my head. Not just in that "here's a bit of the chorus which will loop until you go insane" way, but in full on, complete instrumental accompanyment, rock 'n' roll extravaganza. God bless you, little brain David Bowie. Rock on.

Now that 9x09 is done and posted, I shall, later today, be making that big arse post promised some time back. Things are falling into place again. I feel good about that.

Friday, September 16, 2005

Planning for plans.

How today was supposed to go:
- Get "goodbye" breakfast
- Take mum to airport
- Come home
- Type up huge-arse blog/LJ post chronicling the past week-plus
- Write write write write mygodmust write

How today has gone:
- Get "goodbye" breakfast
- Take mum to airport
- Come home (the long way, as I missed the I-84 turn off and didn't realize it until I was in Gresham)
- Sit on couch
- Fall asleep

I hate me.

Friday, September 09, 2005

Under the Pink

Tonight I see Tori.

You may envy me now.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Firefly inductee.

Starting mum off on Firefly. She's finding the pilot to be a bit slow-moving a not too interesting, but now we're entering the second part, it's picking up for her. We're going to give it until the end of this episode, and if her interest is flagging a bit, going to jump around to episodes that will reel her in a bit more.

So far she likes: Jayne (a lot), Inara, Simon and River, even though thus far all River's done is explode out of a box and sleep.
So far she doesn't like: Wash and Zoe.
So far she's ambivalent about: Mal and Kaylee.
So far she's intrigued by: Book.

If all else fails, I'm turning to "Jaynestown", "Out of Gas" and "Ariel". If they don't do it, I yield.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Hope Will and Tara haven't sent out invites yet.

Two steps forward, two steps back.

So the next question is, when Ahnold's political career tanks, do we see his inevitable comeback movie?

Yeah, I know – redundant question. But what really sucks is that there are still movies I haven't seen that I wanted to. Now I feel honour bound to burn my copy of The Running Man.

Countdown, 10 to 1.

My mother arrives in six hours.

<looks around apartment>

Okay, PANIC.

What are your coordinates?

Check the Political Compass to find out where you stand.

You can plot me at (-6.00, -4.26).

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Some good news.

California becomes the first state to legislate same-sex marriage.

I like to think, in my little fannish happy place, that if things had turned out differently, Will and Tara would be first in line for a license in a few weeks.

A quick bitch.

I still don't have my new glasses or contacts. Rr! Get here, sight-gifting objects!

Gridgame

This is frighteningly addictive. My high score, 1476. Now I'm writing again.

Sunday, September 04, 2005

And now, the moment you've not been waiting for ...

We unveil the latest addition to the Ego Fest, JW and Ultrace Go Coastal.

Friday, September 02, 2005

Thanks from your American Red Cross.

I'm still pissed. I'm still spitting angry. So I'm not sure what it was.

Maybe it was simply the 24 hour cool-down period. Or perhaps the detached, soulless reactions from Bush as he visited Biloxi today. Then there's the news that a busload of refugees overturned.

I gave. But I'm still furious.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

But it's just rumour.

These newslinks from the comments (here and here) indicate that there's no trouble in Baton Rouge. It's only rumour and panic.

I just spoke to my mother. The lockdown on her building was lifted a bit ago. She was walking those two blocks to her car, which made me immediately nervous, but she says that the troops have finally arrived. There were National Guardsman on every other corner, and by her parking lot was "a whole bunch" of Texas State Trooper cars.

She'd come online and read those links above. She said she didn't know about many of them, but this one she had a comment on:

McKneely said with such an influx of refugees coming from New Orleans into the Baton Rouge River Center there has been confusion, so officials decided to shut down the Governmental Building, which is next door.


My mother works for a law firm. One of their couriers was attempting to file something here (which I believe she identified as the 19th Circuit Court, but I'd have to speak to her again to confirm that). He was there when the lockdown occurred. It wasn't precaution. It was due to a security breech.

Obviously again, I agree that there is exaggeration. That doesn't mean that nothing is going on. Bear that in mind as you listen to the media.

Civilization (the frailty of)

Much to my surprise, I just recieved the following e-mail from my mother. For those who may not know, she lives in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. She works in a big ol' office building downtown.

We're in lockdown at work right now. Rumors of rioting and looting in the downtown area, plus rapes and holdups...not sure how much is true. Anyway, we can't leave the building at the moment. It's secured tight. Our e-mail at work is out too since the main server deals were in New Orleans. However, we can still access the actual Internet and I can get to e-mail from there.

I'll keep you updated.

(P.S. This keeps up, I may just come to Portland and stay. Well, after I come back and get my Harley anyway!)


There are other stories right from the horses mouth. Just yesterday she saw kids out on the streets trying to pull apart parking meters. Something which, in 15+ years of working in that office building, she's never seen before. Reports of people filling up at gas stations (for which there are astronomical lines) and being mugged at gunpoint. Several of the schools are currently being used for shelters, which means that class is not in session, so the already weak education system takes another blow. Meanwhile, the refugees are utterly destroying the schools where they're staying. The husband of one of mum's co-workers is a coach at one of those high schools. He went in on his own time to try and help, and arrived to discover that they'd ransacked his office and equipment area. All the sports equipment – gone. Lockers literally torn apart. There was nothing left.

And the authorities have the gall to ask for people to open their homes to hurricane vicitims.

This may make me sound like the most heartless person alive, but I frankly do not care. I have no sympathy for the refugees. I realize that the bad things aren't being done by everybody. I know that there are good people in genuine need of care. But I also know that my mother will probably need an armed escort to safely make it the two blocks to her car tonight.

Some of the victims couldn't leave. They had no way out of New Orleans. They had small trailers or houses by the levee and everything they owned was inside. All of that's gone. I understand.

Others chose to stay. They defied the order to leave, and this is the price they pay. I understand. I have less understanding, but it's there.

However, these misfortunes are not because of a Baton Rouge high schoool. A school that cared enough to avail itself to you, who took you in because you had nowhere else to go. A school that has turned its back on its sole function before this point. And how do you repay that? By destroying it. By rendering a school all but unusable for when you are finally ejected, like a angry wasp that flew inside because someone was stupid enough to leave the door open. It's not like you don't know how badly the education system is faring in Louisiana right now. That school doesn't have the money to rebuild from the damage you've caused. It probably doesn't even have the money to stay open longer, so that its students can get a full year's education. A full year's education that you have now denied them.

These misfortunes are not the fault of the people who stop at redlights, who you then assault at gunpoint.

These misfortunes are not the fault of the women you're dragging into the bushes to rape before you steal their money.

These misfortunes are not the fault of my mother. They are not the fault of a single person in Baton Rouge, Denham Springs, Walker, Prairieville, or the countless other nearby cities that were generous and giving enough to try to help you in your hour of need. Cities whose citizens you are now terrorizing.

I will donate no money to the Katrina relief effort. They have, by their actions, destroyed any sympathy I had for them. I have none for the man looting stores, not for food, but for television sets in a town without electricity. I have none for the woman looting stores, not for water but for a thigh-length mink coat in a town of sweltering 98 degree heat that's waist deep in sewage.

I will not give. What I will do is everything within my power to convince my mother to follow through on what she states above: to leave. To come up here and never look back.

Let Louisiana collapse in on itself. I have no sympathy.