For Christmas last year, one of things Mike got for me was a limited edition Willow and Tara print that I must say is pretty sweet. Because I'm such a procrastinator, however, I only today got around to heading to Michaels for a frame. Of course after I got there I decided that a standard ol' frame simply wouldn't do, and thus began our tale of misery and woe.
Okay, not quite. More "boredom and standing around" with a few "really funny moments".
I decided to get customized framing. There were two people in front of us and only one lady behind the counter. The first person in line finished up quickly, leaving just us and another woman. I figured "Hey, how long can one person take to get something framed?" Particularly since it seemed like this woman knew exactly what she wanted. I'm so foolish.
Something like 45 minutes later (and I really don't think I'm exaggerating there, although I didn't time it ... I should have), we were still waiting. The woman was nice and apologetic, and we were in fairly jovial moods, so we took it all in stride. (Which is impressive given that I'm still holding on to the blahs today, but whatever. I don't get me sometimes.) We'd considered leaving and coming back later at one point, but by then we'd already waited like 20 minutes and it was one of those "how much longer can it be?" situations. Then by the time you realize "Oh, a
LOT longer", the stubborness has kicked in and you're committed to seeing it through to the end.
Don't worry, here comes the amusing.
We were talking at one point, I forget what about exactly, and then suddenly the woman was over Mike's shoulder, all the hell up in his personal space. She was peering at the print, and she exclaims, "How lovely! Is that you two?"
I about busted a gut. It's funnier if you could see the print in question, but I mean, there's really no way you're mistaking me and Mike for Willow and Tara. But at least they both match my gender and are way prettier than me, so my offended meter came in fairly low. Mike on the other hand ... Heh.
Finally the women left and we were able to start putting in our order. We handed the print over to the woman behind the counter, thus igniting amusement #2 as she started practically
cooing at it.
"Oh! Oh! Willow and Tara! Oh god! I love them! This is so cool!"
Then came the question and answer session.
Her: "Have you seen the episode where--"
Me & Mike: "Yes."
Her: "--they're doing that spell and Tara hides the powder under her bed?"
Me & Mike: "Yes."
Her: "What was up with that?"
This led to trying to compress the whole "she thinks she's a demon thing" into ten words or less, which is quite the exercise on conciseness.
She then proceeded to say that she knew of Tara's fate, but hadn't seen the episode in question, which prompted her to flip-flop back and forth about 20 times between wanting us to tell her exactly how it happened and wanting to wait until she saw the DVDs.
You know, I've yet to have a fandom-type thing framed that hasn't incited some amount of fervor from the framer in question, no matter how obscure it is. Is there a social trend out there I'm unaware of?
Listening To:Cars. The wind. Me yawning.
Looking Forward To:These blahs to go away so I can write again and not think every word sucks ass.